A couple of months ago I was following an ambulance when I noticed a small metal box sitting on the rear bumper. When the ambulance turned right the box flew off and landed on the side of the road against the curb. I pulled over and snagged the box. When I opened the box, inside was a human toe packed in ice. I called the nearest hospital and explained what I had found. The intake clerk on the phone said, “Yes, the ambulance has just arrived minus the box.” I gave her my location and asked if they were going to send another ambulance to collect it. The woman replied, “No, we’ll just send a toe truck.”
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