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Why did an architect use pencil?

He/she wanted to draw attention ✏️

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He said no.

3. Please don’t go to an all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet if you have a shellfish allergy.

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4. Called my dad to say that I’ve been feeling kind of down lately - like maybe I’m not as unique as I once believed…like I’ve never even had an original thought.

He paused and said, “Yeah…I’ve been thinking that too.”

5. My family all got baked together

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6. My wife's an explosives expert.

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