I thought she wanted to talk about structural linguistics,

But now I’m not Saussure.

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1. I still haven't listened to my "how to eat too much and stop exercising" podcast

I'll get round to it

2. You know, the origin of the sandwich is that it wasn't created by your typical witch.

It was invented by a sand witch. Hence the name...

3. The NHS in England have spent £500,000 on gender reassignment surgery.

After a man swapped genders from a man to a woman and then back again. In Scotland this has been called re-dick-you-lass.

4. What's the difference between cat owners and dog owners

one is being a dog, and one is being a cat

5. What do you call a bad bowel movement?

A shitty one

6. Jesus walks on the water towards Peter who's drowning. And Peter cries: "JESUS! SAVE ME!"

Jesus: "Ok. As .jpg or as .pdf?"

7. Why don’t blind people skydive?

It scares the hell out of their dogs

8. As a tourist I tried to speak with a native tongue

I just didn't the guy it was attached to

9. To all the paranoid schizophrenics out there,

I just want you to know: you're not alone.

10. When I was younger, our family adopted a dog who used to be housed with a blacksmith.

The second we got him inside, he made a bolt for the door.

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I thought she wanted to talk about structural linguistics,

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