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avatar 8bitPete 9 day.ago

Apparently im a bad husband because i ruined our anniversary..

..Obviously shes just looking for an argument, i didn't even know it was our anniversary.

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2. Yo Mama is such a hoe that Brody made a whole song!

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3. Yo mama so fat I couldn’t think of a joke I just wanted to say I have found my home

4. A cowboy is wandering through the desert...

He wanders by a Native American with a huge erection just laying on the hot sand on his back. The cowboy asks "What exactly are you doing." The Native American responds, "I am telling the time." The cowboy noticed the shadow from the Native American's penis, shrugged, and trotted away. A few hours later he passes by another Native American, same thing. The cowboy asks and he responds "I am telling the time." A few hours later the cowboy finds a third Native American man laying on his back. This time the Native American was furiously masturbating. The cowboy asked. "Now what is it you're doing??" The Native American looks at him in the eye and says "I'm winding my watch."

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