Don't fall in love with a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them.

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1. Did you hear about the burrito space ship?

It's looking for a flying salsa

2. I know who started the LA wildfires.

It was vault tech… now they don’t have to pay to make the set of fallout season 2 Credit to my friend Alex who told me this joke but he was worried he would get backlash. If you find it funny tell Alex good one 💀👍

3. Yo mama so old, she went to the prom with Fred Flintstone

4. Did you hear about the constipated writer?

They worked it out with a pencil……

5. A cowboy in the Old West shot an artist. The artist, clutching his wounded arm, as a doctor helped him asked, “Why”?

The cowboy said, “I thought you were going to draw.”

6. I was chopping wood while my kids were playing and I asked them, "who wants to be a pilot when they grow up?"

My 8 year old started jumping up and down saying I do, I do! I said great then take this wood and pile it up

7. Yo mama so ugly, film cameras blur out her face automatically

8. I'm bisexual.

That means I'm half gay on my Little League coach's side.

9. Yo mama is so short, when she took a selfie, her feet were showing, too.

10. I bought an original Van Gogh coffee table.

It had a bit of veneer missing.

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