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1. How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

It's not hard.

2. Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies.

3. Have you all heard about the famous painter crab?

Leonardo Da PINCHY!

4. New job starts Monday in the railroad industry

Feels like I'm finally on the right track

5. My wife asked me what Easter candy I wanted

Then she rudely shut me up, by saying “you better not say a ‘peep’

6. What did one burp say to the other burp?

Let’s be stinkers and go out the other end

7. My husband asked me to clear the table.

I told him I’d need a running start.

8. What do you call it when your stocks are dropping like a rock?

A Beer market

9. Why can’t the English play chess?

Because they’ve lost their queen Why can’t Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

10. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?

It might crack up!

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