jokeKing logo
avatar LunarLeopard67 11 day.ago

What makes railway museums peaceful and quiet?

Low commotion

30
3
Recommend Jokes

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

funny dad jokes

funny dad jokes
1. My ex-girlfriend was the type who would only ever be nice but a single time.

She was one of a kind.

2. Doctor : your blood sugar is too high

Me : it’s ok, i balance it with a low level of sex magik.

3. Did you know that golfers are very fluent in the language of sex and love?

Where else would you hear all of these sayings? "Put it in the hole." "You nailed that one." "Pull it out? No, leave it in!" "Threesomes" "I've got a stiff shaft." "Hang on a moment. I've got to wash my balls. "Snuck that one in the back door." "Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more." “This looks a little tight. I’m gonna have to wedge it.” "Try my wood and see what you think." "Try griping down on the shaft." "Excuse me, but I believe your shaft is bent and no longer functional."

4. Jokes about elevated terrain aren't just funny...

They're hill areas.

5. What do you call a doctor who treats retired soldiers?

A veteranarian

6. MY WIVES NOSE KEEPS RUNNING

LET’S GO CATCH IT *stole this from my uncle after my aunt sneezed :)

7. I got fired from my job in Sweden.

I was accused of taking Stock-home.

8. How do musicians wrap their candy?

In cellophane.

9. Bereavement on the Farm

**Farmer Joe appears at the local police station with tears in his eyes and reports that he found his donkey dead in the stable this morning.** ***The police officer asks whether there are any signs of a crime.*** **Farmer Joe honestly replies that the donkey was old and sick, and after some suffering, he finally passed away.** ***The policeman is puzzled and asks why Joe has come to the police station.*** **The farmer replies, "Well, I just wanted to inform the next of kin."**

10. One of my friends is addicted to using the ctrl+alt+delete command on his pc

He says it’s not an issue because he can quit at any time

more jokes Here waiting for you

best dad jokesjokes for adult
Welcome to Joker King – Your Daily Dose of Happiness!

Here, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!

Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆