How does Maui thank his people?

Knott’s Dairy Farm.

Knott’s Dairy Farm.

It's cold and muddy, there are rats everywhere, shells are exploding all around. It's been three days without sleep, a week without a warm meal, and the rest of their squad mates are lying dead. One conscript turns to the other, and says, "look at the bright side, at least it's not the horrible COVID years when we were forced to sit in our warm apartments and watch TV all day!"

The bartender says, "What can I get for you?" Logician 1 says, "I don't know." Logician 2 says, "I don't know either." Logician 1 says, "I'll have beer, please."

A guy goes to a bookstore and asks if they have a copy of Les Miserables. The store clerk says: try looking in the self-help section.

I just want my family to not wine about it.

If you are a donkey and I am a rooster and I break my two feet off in you what do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass, 😂🤣

Their T-Thirt (teeth hurt).

A man was walking past a house when he saw a little girl sitting on the front porch, playing with a little puppy. He paused to say hello. "Hi there," he said. "What's your name?" She replied in a sweet, high-pitched voice, "My name's Petal." "That's a beautiful name," the man commented. "How did your parents choose it?" She explained, "Well, when Mummy and Daddy were... *making me*... they looked out the window and saw a beautiful rose petal float by. So they named me Petal." "Wow, that's a lovely story," the man said. "And a very pretty name." He then gestured to the puppy. "And what's your puppy's name?" The little girl beamed, "His name is Porky!" The man chuckled. "Porky? That's an... interesting name. Why do you call him Porky?" The little girl replied "Because he fucks pigs."

I'll tell ya tomorrow!