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Generous Carpenter

Did you hear about the generous carpenter? He gave his awl.

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1. Wrong number

Woman calls a record shop and gets a wrong number. Woman: Do you have "Two lips and six kisses?" Man: No, but I do have two balls and six inches. Woman: Is that a record? Man: No ma'am, that's average.

2. Did you hear about the guy who jumped into the water during a show at Sea World?

He said he did it on porpoise

3. A man walks in to a butchers shop...

Man: "Do you have sheeps testicles?" Butcher: "No, it's just the way these trousers hang."

4. I just came i in a roman numeral competition.

Won a holiday for ii.

5. Dad, can I have another onion?

No that’s shallot.

6. What do you call a stoic who loves fencing?

An epee-curian

7. Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar

followed by Batman.

8. My wife is at the Smithsonian National Zoological Park today and she sent me a picture to show the massive crowd of people there. I said, “Oof…”

“That place is a zoo.”

9. What’s the similarity between a Wall Street trader and a blast furnace?

Coke makes up more than half of operational costs

10. What does the Marvel thunder god and an ant have in common?

>! They both have a Thor-axe !<

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