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I've attempted to study Aristotle many times and failed

It was all Greek to me

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With crucifixion they throw out the whole Jew.

2. Yo Mama so hairy you were born with carpet burns.

3. Princess Diana

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4. Spousal abuse

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5. What’s the best way to kill 1000 flies?

Throw a frying pan in an Ethiopians face.

6. Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Joe Biden.

7. What did the black guy say to his cannibal parrot?

Polly want a Cracker

8. What do Minors and Multiplication have in common

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