So I asked my doctor why my dad had growing fungus in his ears.

After careful examination, the doctor said the most possible reason was because he was dead.

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1. Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar

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2. My wife is at the Smithsonian National Zoological Park today and she sent me a picture to show the massive crowd of people there. I said, “Oof…”

“That place is a zoo.”

3. What’s the similarity between a Wall Street trader and a blast furnace?

Coke makes up more than half of operational costs

4. What does the Marvel thunder god and an ant have in common?

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5. My team was defeated in pub trivia because I couldn’t remember the lead singer of The Police.

This loss is gonna Sting.

6. What do the kids in China say when parents order takeout for dinner?

"What? Chinese again?!"

7. Knock Knock, Who's there? Dishes, Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery,

8. I have a friend who boils is valuables in oil.

He says they’re his fry-zed possessions.

9. What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

10. "Defendant, what made you think of hanging a power cable into the pool while your husband was swimming in it?"

"Well, he always said he wanted to learn how to swim against the current..."

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So I asked my doctor why my dad had growing fungus in his ears.

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