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Healthy_Ladder_6198 20 day.agoWhile on a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods pulls up to a petrol station in the middle of the Irish countryside in his BMW. The attendant, having no idea who Tiger is, greets him warmly in the traditional Irish way. “Top of the mornin’ to ye, Sir,” says the attendant. Tiger nods politely and reaches for the petrol nozzle. As he does, two golf tees slip out of his pocket and fall to the ground. The attendant looks down, puzzled, and asks, “What are those?” “They’re tees,” Tiger replies. “Well, what in God’s name are they for?” asks the Irishman, clearly confused. “They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving,” Tiger explains with a grin. The Irishman’s eyes widen in disbelief. “Fookin' Jaysus,” he says, “BMW thinks of everything!”
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… up to a point
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The priest asks god, "dear lord, what is a thousand years for you"? God answers, "my son, for me it's just one minute." The priest asks him, "and what is a million dollars for you??" God answers, "oh, that's just a few cents." The priest asks, "dear god, will you gift me a few cents?" And god says: "Sure, my son. Wait a minute."
I told him he doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
They're always on the clock.
Several boxes of Kleenex fell off the shelf and hit me in the face. There was a lot of Soft Tissue damage.
The fact she never stopped talking about football and cars should have been a warning sign.
Cause when I look at you, my penis is dublin
It's out of professional courtesy.
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