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Customer: “How much for the goth cucumber?”

Clerk: “…sir… that’s a cactus”

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1. A stack of toilet paper just fell on me at the store!

Don't worry, it's just soft tissue damage.

2. Do you know what a plateau is?

It’s the highest form of flattery.

3. I loved my elementary school teacher Miss Turtle.

Weird name but she tortoise well.

4. What goes “oooooooooo”

A cow with no lips.

5. Elon Musk is not a Nazi

Nazis made really good cars

6. What’s the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws while the complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

7. I've already put 3 reams of paper in my printer, but it still keeps coming up with an alert that says; "I just can't get enough!"

Nevermind, it was just in Depeche Mode.

8. I went to a Mexican restaurant and ordered twelve enchiladas.

But instead, the waiter brought me one footilada.

9. Do you know how to get a mouse to smile?

Say cheese!

10. You are on a horse riding full gallop. Next to you is a giraffe at full gallop, and behind you is a lion on your tail. What do you do?

Get off the carousel……

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