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Customer: “How much for the goth cucumber?”

Clerk: “…sir… that’s a cactus”

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1. For their new ad campaign, the restaurant put up a billboard showing an erect penis

The slogan? "When it comes to fine dining, we go hard."

2. I take a different six figure vehicle to the job everyday

I ride the bus

3. A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bartender here?”

Bar-tender

4. What do you call feces with muscles?

Tough shit

5. I went to see Dr. Hook when I was younger

Worst prostate exam I ever had.

6. What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

A Satisfactory

7. I checked my mirrors and backup camera. "All clear"

And backed up over a vampire.

8. A young boy says to his Dad, "Dad, when I grow up I want to be a musician."

His Dad says, "Son, you can't have it both ways."

9. Every time I install recessed lighting, I get uncontrollably aroused

I'm fucking baffled

10. How many incels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark blaming the bulb for not screwing them.

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