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You know what about blonde jokes that actually offends blondes ?

That they can't understand them

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1. What kind of culture does this subreddit belong to?

Pop culture!

2. I think it’s crazy that women can’t be popes or bishops

it’s especially crazy, when you consider that women be-shopping

3. Doesn’t matter how hard you work,

the one who sneezed gets the blessing.

4. What is worse than a situation?

A shituation

5. I found a Pokémon working in a shoe shop the other day

It helped me pick a shoe...

6. Why did the cop take a marble sculpting class?

To make a bust

7. What’s the most common operation performed on female snakes?

Hysterectomy

8. A torpedo was headed for the ship, and the captain needed to calm the crew.

So he sends the boatswain to the crew quarters. The boatswain walks in and says: "Bet I can hit the wall with my dick so hard, the whole ship will blow apart?" The crew yells: "You're on!" He swings, slams it—and the ship explodes into pieces. Later, the captain and the boatswain are clinging to a piece of wreckage. The captain says: "You idiot... the torpedo missed."

9. Space X really tries to treat their astronauts well

They go above and beyond

10. What do you get when Prince Harry falls on a wood chipper?

Mince Harry Disclaimer (Nothing against him, joke works works with any prince) that falls on a woodchipper

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