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avatar KyleLSmith 12 day.ago

My cat won't go to the bathroom unless she has new books to read.

She needs fresh kitty literature.

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1. Yo mama is so short, she skinny dips in puddles.

2. You know i found out the hard way that my toaster is water proof

3. Half your age minus 7

The Drake Equation

4. Yomama so nasty they make her moonwalk in the gym to sand the floors.

5. Yo mama’s so fat and ugly that, strippers themselves pay her to KEEP her clothes on

6. Yo mama so stupid

She though LGBT was pronounced “ligbutt.”

7. Yo mama’s so stupid, if I have to listen to her open up her pie-hole again, I’m gonna SMH the last part of my forehead off

8. I told my therapist I was having suicidal thoughts

Now the fucker is making me pay in advance…

9. Yo mama so stupid,

I texted her that I have diabetes type 1, and she typed 1.

10. Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's cube?

Because they got a history of separating the colors

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