What do you call influencers who attract friendless sad people?

Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the pharmacist ... he insulted me this morning on the phone.” Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the pharmacist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the pharmacist told him, “Now, just a minute - listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, but I’ll be damned if I didn’t lock the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tyre. When I finally got to the pharmacy there was a group of people waiting for me to open up. I opened the shop and served these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing its head off. Then I had to break a roll of coins against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the coins - the phone is still ringing - when I came up I cracked my head on the open drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it; half of them hit the floor and broke. The phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife – she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. Well, I told her!”

as all the tables couldn't start playing until they agreed who got to be the car.

She said she loved the trip, but admitted it wasn't what she was thinking when she asked him to use his big rocket to send her to heaven.

It was thought the text was originally about milk, but then someone accidentally left it sitting in the sun

which is technically the least. It isn't really helpful though, since I can only tell if it is on or off.

Now they're experimenting with busses, trains and airplanes to run on thyme!

Wales

but never has 5 letters.

Without the rachet. You can play it with or without Annette

What can I say, it's a gift!