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What did Freddie Mercury say to the sandwich?

May-oh!

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2. If Trinity, not Morpheus, had offered Neo pills

he would have chosen the blue one.  

3. A tv show about random people crashing on an island full of zombies

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4. My dog finds insects and brings them to the house.

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5. Which month of the year is the shortest?

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6. Why is it wrong for a gynecologist to call it a "cooch" or a "twat"

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7. Yesterday I was getting beaten up by two kings, but four queens and a guy called Jack came out of nowhere to save me.

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8. When Bambi was fleeing the hunter, why did he instantly see Thumper as a friend?

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10. A woman says to her blonde friend...

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