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Why did the sink break up with the faucet?

it couldn’t handle the pressure.

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2. What did the parrot say while leaving the geometry class?

Polly gone

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6. What ghost is a drug addict?

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7. Why did the accountant push salaries and bonuses down the hill?

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8. Why did the White Chicken cross the road ?

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