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What kind of pen only works if you write with it from right to left?

An Ara-Bic pen.

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1. What do you call it when you’re in the kitchen and accidentally step on some avocado that fell in the floor?

Sockamole.

2. Just found out about recency bias

Easily the best cognitive bias I’ve ever heard of

3. What did the dad say as he walked out of the lollipop store?

“So long suckers.”

4. I got fired from the keyboard factory

They said I wasn’t putting enough shifts.

5. My allergies are acting up like crazy!

Oh, well…tis the sneezin’.

6. What do british sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships.

7. I was tickling my little brother's feet, then my mom shouted "Stop! Stop! Wait until he's born!"

8. What do you call an alligator who assists people??

A Gator-ade

9. People are happier with a dog than a marriage...

because typically you only have to put up with a dog for fifteen years.

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