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Its days are numbered.
I told him, “No need. I can guarantee you that she does not have any cats with her. We left them at home”
Con-test.
So I returned all the clothes that I bought her.
Call themselves "Me-gene?"
…both are irrational
But then it stuck.
I told him “But the sign said Fine for Parking”
I told her stop using her teeth
Beats me.
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