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1. I wrote a book on reverse psychology

I don’t think you should buy it

2. What is it called when a woman mansplains?

A ma'amogram

3. Where do bad rainbows go?

They go to prisim, it's a light sentence but it gives them time to reflect.

4. I don't understand why people hate lazy people

I did'nt even do anything.

5. What do we call a rat who is 3.14 cm ?

A pi rat

6. Yeah, a dog pees.

But it also shih tzu.

7. An atom goes to his friend and says "I think I lost an electron"

His friend looks at him "Are you sure?" He responds "I'm positive"

8. The Egyptians were good builders …

… up to a point

9. I made some gumbo yesterday. It wasn't great, but it wasn't awful, either.

It was just mediokra.

10. One night, a priest is talking to god in his dreams...

The priest asks god, "dear lord, what is a thousand years for you"? God answers, "my son, for me it's just one minute." The priest asks him, "and what is a million dollars for you??" God answers, "oh, that's just a few cents." The priest asks, "dear god, will you gift me a few cents?" And god says: "Sure, my son. Wait a minute."

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