I was fired from my job because I asked my customers whether they preferred 'smoking' or 'non-smoking'.

Apparently the correct terms are 'cremation' and 'burial'.

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I was fired from my job because I asked my customers whether they preferred 'smoking' or 'non-smoking'.

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