I got into an argument with an amputee who said everyone else is so entitled.

PETA on line Two.”

They have nothing to go on.

But it would probably go over your head.

Now even magnets find them unattractive.

They both were sure they could jizz farther than the other one. They decided to settle the argument with a competition. They drew a line, stood there next to each other, wanked one out and shot their spunk as far as they could. They measured the distance and remarkably both of their loads went exactly 6 ft 3 inches from the line. Somehow this odd experience brought them closer together, they even felt like friends now. They apologized to each other and said “we’ve come a long way”.

Her brother tells her that Bob is a really great guy who, like Jane, loves and excels at pickleball and pinochle. Her brother tells her more about Bob and does caveat that Bob’s not the smartest, but a charming guy nonetheless. After the date, Jane texts her brother and says it was actually a great date, but complains about her brother’s description of Bob, saying “his nickname is complete BS. Why would you call him handsome Bob when he isn’t at all good looking? ”I told you we call him hand-sum Bob,” says her brother. “He can’t do math that requires more than his ten fingers.”

He was trying to finish his Tic-tac-toe match.

I asked "Are you single?" She replied "No, I'm a dentist."

"Alaska." "You'll ask her?"

His pants fit him like a glove.