It’s a five minute walk to the pub from my house

It’s a 35 minute walk to my house from the pub The difference is staggering

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1. Yo mama's so fat your dad proposed with a cock ring

2. Your mama's so fat her Sushi Boat served on a barge

3. Why did Hitler committed suicide?

.....because he got the gas bill

4. Yo mama's so fat when I was driving I had to swerve from not hitting her and ran out of gas.

5. I’m tired of the stupid question, “are you an extrovert or an introvert?”

Bitch I’m a pervert (not a joke joke but a funny remark)

6. A blonde walks into a store and asks for spearm and mint oil.

The clerk stares at her, then says, "Did you mean spearmint oil?" The blonde replies, "Oh, right, that's what it's called." (I made this today)

7. How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

... None. It's a hardware problem.

8. Why are redneck murders the toughest to solve?

Because all the DNA matches and there’s never any dental records.

9. You hear about the woman that gave birth to an kangaroo sized baby? She was ruined downunder...

10. Is a booby trap just a girl from Thailand?

My friend chuckled and promptly downvoted.

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It’s a five minute walk to the pub from my house

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