I just visited a Spanish village

Carbon Dating

“The beginning sucked, and the middle was hard to get through, but I really liked the climax!”

By using the elegate

When I got home they were still there

He says, "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!" The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear, "Gimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks." "I've never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on." The doctor asked. "That's nothing Doc. put your ear to my knee." The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say "Man, I really need 10 dollars, just lend me 10 bucks!!" "Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen anything like this." The doctor was dumbfounded. "Wait Doc, that's not it. There's more, just put your ear up to my ankle," the man urged him. The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead, "Please, I just need 5 dollars. Lend me 5 bucks please if you will." "I have no idea what to tell you," the doctor said. "There's nothing about it in my books," he said as he frantically searched all his medical reference books. I can make a well-educated guess though. Based on life and all my previous experience I can tell you that your leg seems to be broke in three places."

Did the scientists enjoy dissecting a sphere perfectly center? Of course, they were halving a ball! Oh no, they split it atomically! It must have been a blast!

Or so I've read, on page 37 of the new England journal of medicine on August 14th 2002, while eating bacon and eggs, which I overcooked slightly.

Call that gaslighting

All three people passed weeks of rigorous tests. All three of them were in line for the final test. The test proctors handed the first man a gun. They told him to walk into the next room and shoot who was sitting in the chair. The man took the gun, walked into the next room, and saw his wife sitting in the chair. He refused to shot her, handed the gun back, and they both left. Same thing happened with the next man. He was handed a gun and told to go into the next room and shoot who was sitting in the chair. It was his wife. He refused, handed the gun back, and both he and his wife left. The third applicant was a woman. They handed her a gun, told her to go into the next room, and shoot who was sitting in the chair. She took the gun, walked into the next room, and saw her husband sitting in the chair. The woman paused. She went into the room and close the door. From the room came loud noises. Things crashing. Sounds of wood cracking and breaking. Lots of commotion. The proctors finally ran into the room to see what was going on. When they went into the next room, the woman was standing over her husband‘s lifeless body. She replied,”There were blanks in the gun, so I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

It was just my carrion bag.