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avatar Joel_Boyens 14 day.ago

Once God sat on my very being.

It was soul crushing.

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2. Yo momma so fat that when Legolas shot her, Gimli counted it as two!

3. YOU'RE LIKE THE TITAN SUBMERSIBLE

I want to go down on you when you go to pieces

4. Why did Christopher Columbus go straight to the bathroom when he landed in America?

He was incontinent.

5. Was that a solar eclipse?

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6. Why did the man get fired from his job at the ice-cream store?

He couldn't work Sundaes.

7. Yo mama so fat, they cast her in the next Fast and Furious movie...as a dump truck.

8. Yo mama so fat, she fed the entire Donner party, and there were leftovers.

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