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What's the most groundbreaking invention by humanity ever?

A shovel!

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1. I saw there was a big sale at the lego store today

People were lined up for blocks

2. I bought a ticket to a comedy show in a library.

The only sound was the silence after each punchline.

3. What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

4. What's the difference between Spider-man and a winter coat made of flat bread?

One is Peter Parker, and the other is a pita parka

5. What’s the difference between marijuana and pussy?

If you smell weed across a room, it’s good weed.

6. Chinese takeout $30.00…gas to pick it up $20.00…

Getting home and realizing they have forgotten one of your containers…Riceless

7. A doctor helps Mrs. Smith with delivering her ninth baby.

Once done, he takes her husband aside and tells him: "Listen, Mr. Smith, next time you're really in the mood, consider for a moment: do you feel like you can support another child?" The husband answers: "Listen, Doctor, when I am really in the mood, I feel like I can support the whole state of Georgia."

8. An infinitive started to walk into a bar...

But when he saw his ex there he decided to quickly split.

9. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles run into Mr. T walking with a woman. Michaelangelo asks "hey Mr. T who's the chick?"

Mr. T: It's April, fools!

10. the fastest dad

Who has the fastest dad Three young boys are playing in a playground when one of them says: my dad is the fastest in the world! He can shoot an arrow at a target, run to the target and catch the arrow before it hits the target. The second boy yells out: oh yeh? My dad is faster! He can fire a gun at a target… run to the target and catch the bullet before it hits the target! The first two boys turn to the 3rd boy and exclaim: hey! What about your dad? The 3rd boy smiles and says: my dad is by far the fastest: he works for the government. He works until 5:00 PM but is home by 4:30 PM!

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