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avatar IAmAJediUnicorn 11 day.ago

Spring break trip…

Daughter and I visited Hawaii for spring break, while wife and other daughter visited Japan for their school trip. While in Hawaii, I got a little sunburnt. When we were flying home my skin started to flake. When we arrived home, I said my wife, “after all this time, I still have peelings for you.” She was not pleased.

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