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He said yeah so what time is the appointment
She heads over to the guy at the register and says, "D...d....dddddoo you sell any d...ddd...dildos?" He says, "Uh, yes ma'am we do." She replies, "D.dd..dd.do you have any dd.ddd.ddd..dd dildos that are p...ppp....pp..pink and t..t..tte. ten inches long?" "Uh, yes ma'am we do." "Well h...hhhh.how in the ffff...f.fff..fuck do you t.tttt.turn it off?"
Cupquakes.
Lettuce alone.
Octopussy
You'll have time for a little nap.
Me: some of my best works been done under a woman !
I filled in for a friend who couldn't make the golf game at his country club. One of the golfers I met is a pathologist. As we parted ways that afternoon he shook my hand warmly and said, "see you next Thursday." I said, " thanks but I only filled in today." He said, "I know. See you next Thursday."
10 tickles
a taser. She was a stunning woman.
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