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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

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1. Yo mama is so fat, she played the rotating earth on the latest Universal logo.

2. Yo mama is so old, her personal pronouns are “Thou/Thee”.

3. Yo mama is so fat, she had to use a selfie yardstick.

4. Yo mama is so fat, when she farts, it literally breaks the wind.

5. Bob Barker died this year at 99

He was betting to be closest without going over.

6. I tried to kill myself with a noose

I couldn't get the hang of it.

7. What is the difference between a paraglider and a paramotor ?

The paraglider starts high and take humans down. The paramotor starts low.

8. How can you spot a vegan?

Oh, don't worry. They'll fucking tell you!

9. How to prevent thieves from entering your house?

Grow a cotton farm at the entance

10. Why can’t you fool an aborted fetus?

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