Watch the favourite game console at the convent?

The absent-minded professor sits at his desk, tapping his pen against his notebook. “Alright,” he mutters. “A knock-knock joke. Simple structure. Shouldn’t be hard.” He writes: Knock-knock. He pauses, frowns, and scratches his head. “Wait… Who’s there?” He flips through his notes. Nothing. He checks the bookshelf. No answer. He digs through his desk drawer. Just old lecture slides. Finally, he shrugs and writes: Knock-knock. Who’s there? I… don’t recall. He leans back, satisfied. “Yes. That’ll do.”

So I simply avoid anyone who might have one.

Susie: Sure! *Charlie* and *The Chocolate Factory*!

Because even though segregation has been brought back, selling Africans wasn't part of the deal to have the choice?

Then he said I owe him $200 for the visit.

They place a conch shell on the desk, walks out of the classroom, and locks the door from the outside.

“I’m looking for the man who shot my pa”

“Vhat do you mean?” he replied. “It’s the thing vith arms and legs that gets me everywhere I vant to go!”

Two young women athletes on a trip to a competition decided to save money by sharing a hotel room. During the first night, they undressed and slid into the king-sized bed. When one of them snuggled up to the other, she said, “There’s something I need to tell you about me, so let me be frank.” “No,” said the other, “I’d rather not do it that way. Let me be Frank.”

Husband: Work today was terrible Wife: Why, what happened? Husband: Well, I stuck my d*ck in the meat slicer… Wife: Oh my god! Are you okay??? Husband: Yeah, but I got fired... And so did the meat slicer