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It's always bloody Ra!!!
I heard a rumor about butter, but I don't want to spread it. I had a joke about Pizza, but it's a little cheesy. Edit: Go ahead with alcohol jokes if you want. I won't wine about them.
It was a barber-queue.
They're both paid to study Dolphins.
Only God knows Y.
...so I went home.
She had a shellfish personality
I live next to an old man who clearly has advanced dementia. Every morning when I leave for work he asks me if I've seen his wife, and I have to tell him she died ten years ago. My girlfriend says why don't you just move away so you don't have to go through this every morning? I tell her I would miss the smile he gives me every morning when he hears it.
So i took her out for dinner and a movie, then dropped her off at her parents' house.
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