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Nocturnal visit

Thor was walking past a house one night and saw, through an open window, a young lady pleasuring herself. Aroused at the sight, he decided to step in and help her, and himself too. Once she got over the shock of being intruded upon, the lady allowed him to intrude (and out-trude) repeatedly. After protracted sessions all through the night, Thor had to leave as dawn was breaking. He decided to let the lady know whom it was that pleasured her all night, so he proudly announced, "I am Thor." The lady replied, "Tho am I."

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