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Why did the Albino pig have bad breath?

He has no Pig mints.

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Because they don’t know where Europe is.

2. If at first you don't succeed...

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3. My girlfriend "wanted me inside her"...

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4. My 480 lb friend forgot to get me a birthday card

That’s ok There’s a lot on his plate

5. Work

My boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied, "Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year."

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