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Name change

Old man goes to the judge to get his name changed. Judge asks for the reason for it. Old man: "I'm old, I can't keep up with the name anymore." Judge: "And what is your name?" Old man: "John Hastings." Judge: "And what name would you rather have?" Old man: "John Relaxings."

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