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avatar deedubya8 12 day.ago

I walked into a joke store and asked “do you guys sell jokes?”

And they said No we're not a real shop.

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1. What's blue and fucks old people?

Hypothermia.

2. I once dated a woman with the same name as my mom.

I wasn't allowed to say her name during sex because it reminded her of my girlfriend.

3. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles.

4. What do you call a group of musicians banging their knuckles on a table

Wrap concert

5. Did you know most sodas are sweetened with high fructose cor syrup?

Yeah, it's basically pop-corn.

6. My former daughter-in-law just sent me a video of my granddaughter telling a dad joke

Q: Where do you find a cow with no legs? A: Right where you left it. I couldn't be more proud.

7. There's this punk in town who's also really fucking stupid, you know what they call him?

Daft Punk

8. The art teacher approaches a student.

And asks them what they are painting. It’s a person breaking out of jail they reply. The art teacher is curious and asks, now why would you be painting that? The student replied: well isn’t it obvious? I’m an escape artist! Told to me and made up by my 10 year old. I am no longer the father of the house. So proud. Edit: a word

9. What do you call a doctor who’s always available?

An on-call-ogist

10. Knock Knock.

Who is there? I eat mop I eat mop who?

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