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Why should Sir Issac Newton be in Star Wars?

Because he knows about the force!

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1. What party appetizers is made from the wombs of hammerheads and great whites?

Shark-uteri.

2. I asked my mom if she was proud of me.

She told me not to call her “mom” in front of other people!

3. Why should you sit in a corner when you're cold?

Because, it is 90 degrees

4. Why does the chicken have to cluck twice to find her wrench?

Because she keeps in her two bocks.

5. I went to Mongolia Recently

It had it's pros and khans

6. I heard NASA is launching satellites to say sorry to any aliens that come along.

They're calling it the Apollo G Program.

7. Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from Colonel sanders

8. Shadows leed guitarest Hank Marvin said that he will not gig in Ireland anymore.

Because every time he'd introduce himself people would offer him a sandwich.

9. Did you see that funny movie about bananas? It had a great ending…

Don’t worry I won’t spoil it for you.

10. I forgot to pay my annual subscription to Scrabble Club

Now they are sending me threatening letters

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