Why did the chicken cross the road?

To avoid becoming a side.

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1. I think it's messed up that when teens watch porn, it's of full grown adults

I think we should create age-appropriate porn, so it feels more normal to them...Oh. Oh no. What have I done??

2. I have a friend who thinks that when he dies, he will turn into water vapor.

I told him he will be mist.

3. Some people stir to the north. Some people stir to the south. Some people stir to the west.

As for me, though, I'd prefer east stir.

4. What do you call a bear with diarrhea?

Panda Express.

5. Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur’s table?

Circumference

6. What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch, the other watches your snatch.

7. My wife called me from the car to remind me that we are going to her parents instead of relaxing at home

I hate auto-correct

8. On our way to dinner we heard a loud ‘pop!’ Followed by ‘flap-flap-flap’. I pulled over and after a few seconds of silence my wife looks at me and says, “I’m pretty sure you need to change a tire.”

I’m like, “You *literally* just told me before we left that I looked great.”

9. I got a job as a cuckoo in a huge cuckoo clock in my local mall.

The pay is not great, but it gets me out of the house.

10. What mental condition do soldiers get before going to war?

PreTSD

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