How do you make an eggroll?

You just push it

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. What's brown and sounds like a bell?

DUNGGGGG!!!!!

2. Today my wife told me “I need to go to the bathroom for urination”

I hope she had a better reason, because I am not a nation.

3. Why does U hate V?

Because VWX *snarkle

4. Chinese Food.

Just got my partner with this. I carried in the Chinese takeout. “You got scammed, honey!” She said, “How?” I gave her the wonton soup. “There’s no way that’s one ton of soup.”

5. I laid in bed last night looking up at the stars and wondering..

What the hell happened to my roof?!

6. Why doesn't Randy Newman live in a coastal town?

Because he doesn't like shore people.

7. I took my dog to a baseball game. He caught the homerun ball and brought it back to me.

It was farfetched.

8. I went camping at a campground right on the ocean where you can feed the dolphins fish from your campsite.

For all in tents and porpoises, it was a really great experience

9. I laid in bed last night just staring at the stars and wondering..

What the hell happened to my roof?!

10. Don't hate me for this

I took my kids on a night out for fun... as we was leaving they are jumping around excited I say looms like u guys had a ball... They stop and stared at me straight faced.... EVERY ONE DID DAD YOU TOOK US BOWLING

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