Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Lord-Aptel-Mittens 12 day.agoMy girlfriend has always refused to learn the names of vegetables even though it bothers me. She just asked me to pick up the purple, bulbous vegetable after work, I told her its aubergine!
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Because it’s Kneady, but honestly it just loafs you so much.
An old timer
I told him to stop, I didn't want to go down the Rabbi hole.
"Will, you marry me" is a time traveler spoiling the future. "Will you, Mary me" is a woman (English is not her first language, just like me) trying to make Will, who has amnesia remember who he is. "Will, You, Mary, Me" is a foursome proposal.
I’m just not a mourning person.
A sleepy hollow
Attire.
They both came crashing down
"Bear with me."
I said “That’s unfair, he’s a standup guy”
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