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1. Me : I want to write when I grow up

Dad : Why don't you left instead?

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3. Why was the skeleton so sad?

Because … he had.. no-body…

4. A Karen picks up her order in a coffee shop and after tasting her coffee demands to speak to the manager.

"This coffee is stale! I demand that you make me some fresh coffee immediately," she bellowed. The manager said, "I regret the inconvenience and I'll take care of it personally." A few minutes later the manager walks up with a new cup and hands it to the Karen. She takes a sip and immediately spits it out. "Yuck! This coffee tastes like dirt!" she roared. The manager replied, "I can assure you: It was ground 5 minutes ago."

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