I was getting the edge of myself and a friend said to me "chill, take a breather"

I replied, without having sense "I don't have asthma, give that to my grandpa instead"

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1. My computer keeps alerting me it’s too cold

It says I have too many windows open

2. Yo mama so fat, she don't count 1,2,3,4. She counts 1,2,3, fork.

Hahahaha just randomly off the dome lmk if you've ever heard it

3. What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

4. What did the kinder surprise chocolate say to the guy from Alabama who was having the chocolate for the first time ?

Surprise motherfucker !

5. I’m attracted to miners is that bad or good liking men who work underground and stuff

6. Why did the diabetic cannibal not eat the little girl?

She's made of sugar and spice.

7. What's a Parkinson's disease victim's least favorite song

Taylor Swift - Shake it off

8. A bicycle clown and his girlfriend go to the abortion clinic...

The doctor takes one look at the clown and says to his girlfriend, "I'll terminate this mistake for free, before it ruins your life... But the abortion will cost ya $200."

9. You mama și slow it took her 9 months to mare a joker and it wasn't even funny!

10. Yo Mama’s so tight with money

She acts like her coin purse got vaginismus.

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I was getting the edge of myself and a friend said to me "chill, take a breather"

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