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I’ve been selling handbags part time. It’s not a salaried position…

… but I do get a purse sent

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2. Went to the German deli for lunch…

The beer was helles good.

3. Why was the cat tired?

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4. What type of sandpaper do dogs use?

Ruff

5. I just bought a horse and named it Mayo.

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6. Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

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7. Why is the accountant also good at being a parent?

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8. Why did the semen cross the road?

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