Hey, kid. Please don’t look at my horse. I forgot to put clothes on him.

A new one popes up.

Their chateau.

Because it's a soft drink.

Someone commented "I completely agree". I replied back "Hi completely agree. I am Mo".

Fingers crossed!! Whoops, I mean crucified!

One year several of them died of a plague, and it was essential that the number be brought back up to 6 so the various rites could be performed lest the Republic fall. Once the plague was over riders were sent to the four directions of the wind plus two to find replacements who had been born at the same moment the previous vestal virgins had died. When the riders returned they found they’d had brought back one too many. The recruits drew straws and the one with the short straw was free to go her way. But now here she was hundreds of miles—sorry, thousands of stadia—from home, with nothing to do. Being an enterprising young thing she started an olive oil company and grew it into the largest woman-owned business in the whole Republic. She sold only first-pressed, cold-pressed oil. People loved it and she named her company “Extra Virgin Olive Oil."

He hits a gnome run

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather; kinky is using the whole chicken.

Fill it with spring water

There are two chickens standing on the side of the road pecking around for food. Chicken 1 asks chicken 2, "what do you think is on the other side of the road" Chicken 2 looks over, shrugs and says "who knows. But if you're interested why don't you walk over there and see" Chicken 1 decide this is a good idea and wanders over. When she gets there she looks around a bit and starts scratching and pecking around. After a few minutes chicken 2 looks across and yells out "hey! So? What's on the other side of the road?" Chicken 1 looks back at her companion, tips her head to one side and shouts back "you're on the other side!"