After the surgery to reattach it, the doctor comes in. Doctor: I have some good news and bad news. Me: Tell me the bad news first doc. Doctor: The bad news is they mistook a piece of candy for your toe. Me: No way. Whats the good news? Doctor: The good news is the surgery was successful. Me: What are you trying to say? Doctor: You now have a Tic-Tac toe.
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Then it grew on me.
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It was gathering dust.
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