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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

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1. I threatened a lice with an anti-lice shampoo

It said that it will get out of my hair

2. I tried a "whole body deodorant" but it didn't work

Or maybe I just didn't bury that body deep enough

3. A woman fighting with the doctor

Doctor, I'm going to sue you and complain to the medical board! ???? Why? Since you operated on my husband, he has no sex drive left and doesn't even approach me anymore! ???? Ma'am, I operated on his eyes with lasers.

4. The owner of a traveling circus receives a phone call.

"Hello?" "Hi! I'm calling because I'd like to join your circus. I can put on quite a show." "Ok, what can you do?" "Well, I can juggle three balls, I can walk on the tight rope, and I can jump around and tumble like a clown." "I'm sorry to say but this doesn't cut it, I already have plenty of people that can do that kind of stuff." "Oh, silly me! I forgot to mention! I'm a dog."

5. Clean State of Mind

What state should you live in if you want your favorite sports teams to have fresh, clean uniforms? New Jersey.

6. A man goes to the doctor…

Man: “Doctor, I have bad news and worse news.” Doctor: “Let’s start with the bad news.” Man: “I have only 24 hours to live.” Doctor: “That’s terrible! What could possibly be worse?” Man: “I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.”

7. Why are people so exhausted on April 1?

Because they just completed a 31-day march! (this is my family's traditional April Fools joke)

8. Two wrongs don't make a right

Three lefts do.

9. Why did the anteater call in sick?

He had a stomach bug.

10. I was watching some porn the other day when suddenly my mom walked in!

I didn't even know she was an actress

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