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What's one piece of advice no one ever told the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come?

"It's not polite to point".

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1. Everyone remembers Karl Marx, but forget his sister. She was an Olympics runner. Her name was Onya.

They still honor her at the beginning of every race.

2. Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

A: Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

3. The name of the movie based on the mouse world will be?

Micopotamia

4. What is the worst roleplay you can do with you're dwarf girlfriend?

Student/teacher.

5. What do u call a mess created by a cat?

Catastrophe.

6. He wrote new on the board, then cleared it again. It caused a blast.

Because nuclear.

7. Why does a traffic light turn red when it changes?

You’d turn red too if you had to change in front of all those people.

8. "I'm making fries, do you want some?"

Wife: "What kind?" Me: "French"

9. why did the cheerleader send her food back to the kitchen?

Because it was raw raw raw

10. What do you call a water heater that doesn't say thanks?

A thankless water heater.

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