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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy!

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1. What's big and gray, has two sharp things sticking out of its head, and has a trunk?

A rhinoceros on a long sea voyage.

2. The spanish teacher droped his books.

It was because of hispanic.

3. What is gray, has 16 wheels, and would kill you if it fell from a tree?

An elephant on roller skates.

4. I went to a dinner at the Apathy Convention

They only gave us a knife and a spoon… No forks were given.

5. When students were asked to showcase their talent - Priscilla sang, John played a guitar...but What did Ann do?

Andrew.

6. I have a fear of speed bumps.

I am getting over it slowly.

7. What's the motto of a gay Marine?

"Never leave a man's behind."

8. I went to a restaurant to get a cheeseburger, it had an arm in it, and smelled like rotten cheese.

Apparently it was a *Limburger*.

9. What do sprinters eat before they race?

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