Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
psychoticwaffle2 18 day.agoShe gives him this order: "I need you to go to the grocery store and pick up 10 eggs, while you are there I need you to get 20 bags of bread and I need you to get two gallons of milk. also, if you can then go to Subway which is 13 minutes away and bring back two sandwiches for lunch and some popcorn. After that you can return here" He never came back home.
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Why is the accountant also good at being a parent? Having kids is taxing!
I wore the wrong socks today.
he said “och aye!” 🏹
It's just the relationship they have with them.
Because he knows about the force!
To avoid becoming a side.
You just push it
…finds the appropriate office and begins the process. The clerks asks: “What is your current name?” The man says with some hesitancy, “Donald Shithouse.” The clerk, taken a bit back and feeling sympathy for the man, replies “oh, my goodness, I can certainly understand why you would want your name changed. And what name would you like instead?” The man replies, “John Shithouse.”
I said, “what are you izquierda?”
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